Agatha's Answering Machine

[drinkthedyne]

Hello, you've reached Agatha! I'm busy right now, so please leave a mes- [MECHANICAL NOISES] HEY, STOP THAT, YOU! [NOISES] Please leave a message, and I'll get back to you!

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[out_of_time]

Agatha Heterodyne? Hi, my name is Jack Bauer, I'm working with the police. I was told to get in touch with you by Commissioner Prime regarding some mechanical work. Call me back when you can, thanks.

omg someone's using this! :D

[drinkthedyne]

[Shortly after, ringaling.]

Ah, hello? Herr Bauer? You wanted to speak to me?

80% of Jack's life is spent on the phone, no lie

[out_of_time]

Yeah, thanks for getting back to me. I understand that you're responsible for the police force's armoured unit? I'm starting up an aerial unit and I'd be interested in any maintenance or upgrades you could give me.

Haha she likes talking in person~

[drinkthedyne]

You mean the tank, right? Yes, I built it with a little help from someone who's no longer in the City.

What sort of aerial unit are we talking about? I'll need to know what specs you're wanting. Perhaps we ought to meet up in person to talk about it?

[out_of_time]

It's a Bell 412 helicopter; as far as I can tell it hasn't been used in about a year but other than that it seems to be in good shape. I can show it to you in person if you can come down to the police station. I assume you have clearance from working on the tank.

[drinkthedyne]

I can be down there in fifteen minutes. Just give me a chance to let my employees know I'll be out.

If I am going to work on it, I'll need it to be transported to my workshop.

[out_of_time]

Yeah, alright. No problem. Thanks, Agatha.

[drinkthedyne]

Be right there, then.

[out_of_time]

Agatha, it's Jack. I heard your place got hit, are you all right?

[drinkthedyne]

Hello, Jack. I'm perfectly fine. The shop needs some new windows and a few other fixes.

Buuuut I'm going to need more time to work on the helicopter. It flies wonderfully, by the way. And you'll like the weapon upgrades.

[out_of_time]

That's good to hear. How much longer do you think you'll need?

[drinkthedyne]

Oh, a few more days at most. I need to repair a few things that were damaged in the fighting, but it's otherwise fine! Completely structurally sound, too. Good workmanship, though lacking in creativity.

[out_of_time]

Okay, great. Thanks Agatha, keep me updated.

[out_of_time]

Agatha, it's Jack. I want to talk to you about bringing another specialist in on the helicopter, call me back when you can.

[drinkthedyne]

[RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANAPHONE]

Jack? It's Agatha.

[out_of_time]

Hi Agatha. You got my message?

[drinkthedyne]

I did! Who were you thinking of bringing in? I'd like to meet them to talk shop.

[out_of_time]

His name's Booga. He's a mutant kangaroo from Australia who likes to build mechanical death machines for fun. I've got a feeling you'll get along great.

[drinkthedyne]

Oh, wonderful! Should I contact him myself or would you like to arrange something?

[out_of_time]

His comm number's 24343344, I suggest you drop him a line next time you see him make a post.

[drinkthedyne]

I will, thank you!